Welcome to
The Axolotly State
Nonsense comes first.
Here, you won’t find mainstream logos or embarrassing motivational quotes. Just illustrations that make absolutely no sense. If you’re also tired of boring, predictable t-shirts and want to wear something that proudly says, “Yes, I picked this on purpose,” then you’re in the right place.
**Weird is the new cool. And if you disagree, you’re probably on the wrong website.**
Founder
The Axolotl
From the name to the appearance, it was the only possible animal for this project.
He is the boss — the head and the tail — because even if he loses it, he’ll fix it.
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Showcase
Browse the showcase and discover all the silly Axolotl graphics
The choice
For who it is
The Axolotl knows it’s not for everyone. So it chose a select group of people who can wear its T-shirts.
THE ARTIST
Waiting and Hoping
Hasn’t sold a painting since 15-18 and usually teaches art and discovers talents.
THE CAT LADY
If it meows, it’s hers
She hates the sight, smell, and touch of humans, but loves cats – even their fleas.
THE FOOT MODEL
Only ugly shoes
She thinks she only exists from the ankles down. But that’s not true.
THE BUSINESS MAN
The man inside the underwear
At night he dreams of being an average employee.
THE SOMMELIER
With a refined back palate
He only cares about things with a vaguely fruity taste.
THE NORMAL PEOPLE
The everyday ones
They believe they have no style, but they’ve just buried it under the fear of being themselves.
Axolotly
Instructions
You’ll only find our salamander’s designs on Spreadshirt. Spreadshirt takes care of your orders, shipping, and even your complaints—basically, all the tedious stuff you’d hate if you were the one selling.
Why doesn’t Axolotly handle everything?
Because it doesn’t feel like it. It just wants to focus on ideas. It despises bureaucracy and prefers to let a big, reliable company handle orders, shipping, returns, and refunds.
More freedom for Axo, more security for you.
